11 December 2012

12 Naughty (Puppy) Days of Christmas

Written in the style of a naughty puppy...but I won't name names.















 
On the first day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For stealing five chicken wings
Barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For playing in six sprinklers spraying
Stealing five chicken wings
Barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For howling at seven lawnmowers trimming
Playing in six sprinklers spraying
Stealing five chicken wings
Barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For growling at eight strangers walking
Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming
Playing in six sprinklers spraying
Stealing five chicken wings
Barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For biting nine ankles dancing
Growling at eight strangers walking
Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming
Playing in six sprinklers spraying
Stealing five chicken wings
Barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For pouncing on ten lizards leaping
Biting nine ankles dancing
Growling at eight strangers walking
Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming
Playing in six sprinklers spraying
Stealing five chicken wings
Barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For eating eleven rolls of TP meant for wiping
Pouncing on ten lizards leaping
Biting nine ankles dancing
Growling at eight strangers walking
Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming
Playing in six sprinklers spraying
Stealing five chicken wings
Barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My moms scolded me
For chasing twelve hobos bumming
Eating eleven rolls of TP meant for wiping
Pouncing on ten lizards leaping
Biting nine ankles dancing
Growling at eight strangers walking
Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming
Playing in six sprinklers spraying
Stealing five chicken wings
Barking at four blue birds
Hiding three fountain pens
Chewing on two leather gloves
And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.




2 comments:

CelticLady said...

I love it!! As usual you made me smile KC Kelly!!

KC Kelly said...

Good. Glad you liked it!

 
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