I've been known to do that back in my glory days, parading around the house as a toddler, but I at least kept it in my diaper..and stopped when I got my big girl panties.
He said it only took about three hours to write the shitty message, and even said it's not very difficult to do. His expert advice to those of you wanting to write your beloved a message with shit, particularly in the snow: "Any manure will work but the good, soft, gushy, warm stuff works the best. It kind of melts the snow."
Wouldn't you think a farmer in rural Iowa would have thought to use bales of hay to convey his message or take a lesson from graffiti artists and use spray paint instead of using 60 tons of shit to say "I Love You"?
According to his wife, she says although it's a little weird, she still says he "dung good" when asked if she got the perfect birthday present. I say he's a dungass.
Dick Kleis wasn't the only person with this shitty idea though. Another farmer in Minnesota, Bruce Andersland, showed his affection for his wife on Valentine's Day by creating a heart shaped pile of poop...with an arrow through it.
Bruce's wife said it was the largest valentine she had ever received. No kidding. It's a field covered in heart shaped poop. Apparently, Bruce had the idea because the square mile, snow covered field seemed fitting for something.
Um, a poop shaped heart was the only thing you could think of to utilize this land? How about farming it? No, I get it...playing with shit is always more fun.
If anyone wrote me a message in shit, piss, blood, semen, or any other bodily fluid, that person would be dead to me.
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So, I have to cancel your BDay present???
LMAO! Yes, please don't write I Love You in shit for me. Thanks!
I was trying to think of a crappily clever comment to leave here but I think you did a better job at taking care of all the poo puns so I'll just say "HAHAHAHA!"
The twelve-year-old in me loved this.
The 27-year old in me loved it even more Brannon. LOL!
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