Love is Like...

So, yesterday I came up with a new game. It's a game of similes called "I Love You Like"...I came up with the game because one of my best friends in the entire world is going through a rough time right now, so how better to ease her stress than letting her know I love her AND making her laugh, right?

The game goes a little something like this: "I love you like (insert) loves (insert). For example, you could say "I love you like a fat kid loves cake". But who says that anymore? Be creative people.

I laughed so hard yesterday as we came up with these, I just had to share a conversation via text messages that I had with my above mentioned best friend.

Please keep in mind most, if not all of these, may be offensive to the general public. I don't care though; I think they're hilarious. Also, there are times when we refer to certain people in our lives, and in order to protect their identities and to protect us from being disowned/murdered, I have used XX to conceal their real names. Please don't assume the XX is you; you never know if it refers to you or multiple people in both our lives. Just sayin...

Me: "I love you like Eazy E loved rapping, before he died from the HIV".
Rae: "LMFAO" (not knowing I was playing a game yet).
Me: "I love you like Steven Tyler loves girl jeans".
Me: "I love you like the Real Housewives love drama and plastic surgery".
Me: "I love you like Bobby Brown loves hitting Whitney".
Me: "I love you like my panties love my farts".
Me: "I love you like Anna Nicole loved Trim Spa".
Me: "I love you like a barnacle loves the bottom of a boat".
Me: "I love you like a bunion loves a toe".
Rae: "I love you like a sausage loves its casing". (Ah...she's caught on now and is playing!)
Me: "I love you like a hamster loves its wheel".
Rae: "I love you like a tampon loves its string".
Me: "I love you like a maxipad loves its sticky side".
Me: "I love you like a pube loves its follicle".
Rae: "I love you like a sperm loves an egg".
Me: "I love you like the Jonas Brothers love giving blowjobs".
Rae: "I love you like Martha Stewart loves lace".
Me: "I love you like Martha Stewart loves women's correctional facility".
Rae: "LMAO" (need a break to laugh)
Me: "I love you like the makers of W.O.W. (World of Warcraft) loves losers
Me: "I love you like XX loves XBox
Me: "Emily loves you like cat poo loves cat litter".
Rae: "LMFAO God I'm dying!"
Me: "I love you like Ben Franklin loved electricity".
Me: "I love you like I love my new 'I love you like' game".
Me: "I love you like the Japanese loved Pearl Harbor...NOT!"
Me: "I love you like a pedophile loves playgrounds".
Rae: "I love you like the Japanese love big waves...too soon? My bad" (no disrespect intended; we are human after all)
Me: "I love you like Oklahoma loves tornadoes".
Me: "I love you like hippies love grass".
Rae: "I love you like XX loves denial".
Me: "Oh, this game just took an interesting turn..."
Me: "I love you like XX loves XXself".
Rae: "LMFAO! I can't breathe!!!"
Rae: "I love you like XX likes to complain".
Me: "I love you like XX loves to cry".
Rae: "I love you like XX loves fantasies".
Me: "I love you like XX loves having bipolar disorder".
Me: "I love you like Billy Ray loves his mullet".
Me: "I love you like XX loves the Army".
Me: "I love you like Kirstie Alley loves being fat".
Me: "I love you like emos love cutting their wrists and wearing their sister's jeans".
Me: "I love you like the gays love aromatherapy".
Rae: "I love you like Emily loves losing hubcaps".
Me: "I love you like Helen Keller loves Braille".
Me: "I love you like Mr. Holland loves his opus".
Me: "I love you like Willy loves being free".
Me: "I love you like Will.I.AM. loves black-eyed peas".
Rae: "I love you like 50 cent loves being shot".
Me: "I love you like Tupac loves Thug Life".
Me: "OMG I LOVE my new simile game!"
Me: "I love you like Celine Dion loves having twins while in her 40's".
Rae: "LMFAO I AM DYYYIIIINNNNNGGG"

If you don't have a decent sense of humor and aren't witty, you may not enjoy this game...just sayin. We enjoyed it cause we're amazing, funny, and clever.

To be continued...