I Love You Like...

This is the second installment of "I Love You Like".  To read the original, go here:
http://theother98.blogspot.com/2011/04/love-is-like.html

But this time, I played with Stacy Tesch!!! She had read my original blog post (listed above) and wanted in on the action immediately! We spent countless hours one day coming up with "I Love You Like"similes  (I was bored at work; she at home with two kids napping).

Once you start reading them, you will want to start playing this game yourself.  But be careful; it's more addicting than cigarettes, cocaine, and Facebook games.

So, by request of Tesch herself, I have posted our best ones. Surprisingly, I only omitted about 20 similes (all of which were omitted due to a very personal nature/names of people we know and for fear of retaliation. Unlike the game between Rae and me, these particular similes were too personal and I could not get away with a simple XX in place of their names).

And yes, I was more bored than Stacy (what with raising two kids) so I have a few more on here than she does, but that does not take away from the quality of these similes.

Kara:
I love you like vampires love interviews.
I love you like lesbians love softball.
I love you like air traffic controllers love sleeping.
I love you like sausages love meat curtains.
I love you like a pirate loves swashbuckling.
I love you like T-Rex loves Jurassic Park.
I love you like Casey Anthony loves being acquitted.
I love you like Richard Simmons loves spandex.
I love you like Charlie Sheen loves tiger blood.
I love you like stingrays love Steve Erwin.
I love you like Andrew Zimmerman loves bizarre foods.
I love you like Takeru Kobayashi loves eating hot dogs.
I love you like honey badgers love rattlesnakes.
I love you like the Kardashians love athletes.
I love you like the Duggars love procreating.
I love you like Jon Gosselin loves Ed Hardy.
I love you like Bobby Flay loves throwing down.
I love you like BP loves spilling oil.

Stacy:
I love you like Paula Deen loves butter.
I love you like Napoleon Dynamite loves chapstick.
I love you like olives love martinis.
I love you like chimps love flinging poop.
I love you like mosquitoes love blood.
I love you like damsels love distress.
I love you like Dr. Dre loves the chronic.
I love you like Snoop Dogg loves doggy style.
I love you like Tom Hanks loved Wilson.
I love you like leg warmers love calves.
I love you like hobos love canned beans.
I love you like Dennis the Menace loves Mr. Wilson.

Kara:
I love you like a banana loves a hammock.
I love you like muffins love their tops.
I love you like Ellen loves dancing.
I love you like Glenn Close loves fatal attraction.
I love you like Chris Farley loves living in a van down by the river.
I love you like Scott Rothstein loves Ponzi schemes.
I love you like Kate Gosselin loves dancing with the stars.
I love you like California loves wildfires.
I love you like Florida loves hurricanes.
I love you like senior citizens love AARP.
I love you like dentures love gums.
I love you like Hugh Hefner loves bunnies.
I love you like Kayne loves Beyonce.
I love you like limes love Corona.
I love you like farmers love the almanac.
I love you like hookers love the night.
I love you like the Boxcar children love trains.
I love you like Jude Law loves nannies.
I love you like Mel Gibson loves the thunderdome.
I love you like Chris Brown loves his fists.
I love you like Mitch Albom loves Tuesdays with Morrie.
I love you like drag queens love manginas.
I love you like Night Ranger loves Sister Christian.
I love you like Rick Springfield loves Jessie's Girl.
I love you like Nia Vardalos loves her big fat Greek wedding.

Stacy:
I love you like Pam Anderson loves fake tits.
I love you like porn stars love the "money shot".
I love you like Billy Ray Cyrus loves mullets and his achy breaky heart.
I love you like priests love little boys.
I love you like Bon Jovi loves a bed of roses.
I love you like Fleetwood Mac loves sweet little lies.
I love you like the KKK loves a good lynching (tasteless, yet true).
I love you like Biggie Smalls loved being called Big Poppa.
I love you like Sir Mix A Lot loves big butts (and he can't lie).
I love you like addicts love denial.
I love you like sorority girls love Uggs.
I love you like a midlife crisis loves a Porsche.
I love you like batman loves the batcave.
I love you like cats love a fresh litter box.
I love you like superheros love showing off their packages.

Kara:
I love you like Tyra banks loves "smizing".
I love you like waffles love syrup.
I love you like the Amish love churning butter.
I love you like Coolio loves living in a Gangsta's Paradise.
I love you like the Bates Motel loves psychos.
I love you like Jamie Lee Curtis loves Halloween.
I love you like Keanu Reeves loves speed.
I love you like Texas loves going big or going home.
I love you like Sarah Palin loves Alaska.
I love you like Sarah Palin loves going rogue.
I love you like Discovery loves Shark Week.
I love you like Pee Wee loves his playhouse.
I love you like Mr. Bean loves silence.
I love you like the deaf love sign language.
I love you like hoarders love collecting.
I love you like Howie Mandel loves making deals.

Stacy:
I love you like Howie Mandel loves OCD.
I love you like the carpet loves to match the drapes.
I love you like Bravo loves housewives.
I love you like Lifetime loves making movies about incest, rape, and murder.
I love you like Tim Gunn loves to "make it work".
I love you like Carrie loves pig blood.
I love you like Voldemort loves snakes.
I love you like Snape loves the Dark Arts.
I love you like Picasso loved having one ear.

Kara:
I love you like leprechauns love pots of gold.
I love you like the British love dentistry.
I love you like Americans love obesity.
I love you like Canadians love maple.
I love you like Mexicans love tamales.
I love you like the Spanish love their armadas.
I love you like Queen Elizabeth I loves lead makeup.
I love you like the Japanese love kamikaze pilots.
I love you like Captain Sully loves the Hudson River.
I love you like Zach Morris loves being saved by the bell.
I love you like Chelsea Handler loves her horizontal life.

Stacy:
I love you like the Lord loves the ring.
I love you like balls love being sweaty.
I love you like undies love sharts.
I love you like Lindsay Lohan loves driving drunk.
I love you like the hood loves hood rats.
I love you like root beer loves the barrel.
I love you like the Packers love the Lambeau Leap.
I love you like republicans love gay marriage (NOT).
I love you like you love to say NOT like it's 1992.

Kara:
I love you like the Germans love the Jews (NOT).
I love you like the Jews love Jesus (NOT).
I love you like Molly Ringwald loves pink.
I love you like Justin Bieber loves calling you baby.
I love you like Nicole Richie loves eating.
I love you like Jessica Simpson loves Chicken of the Sea.
I love you like Rihanna loves weaves.
I love you like MTV loves music videos (NOT).
I love you like VH1 loves the 90's (and 80's).
I love you like my boss loves washing his hands (NOT).
I love you like Brett Favre loves the Packers (NOT).

Stacy:
I love you like Tonya Harding loves metal rods.
I love you like Ke$ha loves autotune.
I love you like olives love martinis.
I love you like librarians love to whisper.
I love you like Osama loves being a terrorist (NOT ANYMORE A$$HOLE).
I love you like the Terminator loves being back.
I love you like Jay Leno loves stealing shows (using his chin as a weapon).
I love you like Cajuns love gumbo.
I love you like George W. Bush loves finding WMDs.
I love you like Skee-lo loves wishing he were a little bit taller.
I love you like Dawson loves the creek.
I love you like R. Kelly loves believing he can fly.

Kara:
I love you like Nancy Kerrigan loves her kneecaps.
I love you like Saddam Hussein loves crimes against humanity.
I love you like Tom Cruise loves Scientology.
I love you like babies love breast milk.
I love you like Donald Trump loves combovers.
I love you like Randy Jackson loves dawgs.
I love you like Santa loves ho ho hos.
I love you like snow loves WI.
I love you like Hulk Hogan loves bandanas.
I love you like Forrest Gump loves to run.
I love you like Sarah McLachlan loves building a mystery.
I love you like Madonna loves her papa not preaching.
I love you like whales love breaching.
I love you like Jamie Foxx loves blaming it on the alcohol.

Stacy:
I love you like Lady GaGa loves wearing meat.
I love you like Susanne Sommers loves the Thighmaster.
I love you like gunslingers love a noon showdown.
I love you like the Irish love potatoes.
I love you like Madonna loves Malawian orphans.
I love you like turkeys love to gobble.
I love you like bbq sauce loves chicken.
I love you like Bert loves Ernie.
I love you like Chaucer loved pilgrimages.
I love you like Shakespeare loved unrequited love.
I love you like the Quakers loved burning witches at the stake.
I love you like Columbus loved discovering.
I love you like Warren G and Nate Dogg love to regulate.
I love you like Jarrod loves Subway.
I love you like Michael Jordan loves nothing but net.
I love you like Garth Brooks loves friends in low places.
I love you like Jimmy Buffett loves cheeseburgers in paradise.
I love you like Jimmy Buffett loves Margaritaville.
I love you like Jimmy Buffett loves stepping on pop tops and blowing out flip flops.

Kara:
I love you like you clearly love Jimmy Buffett.
I love you like TLC loves being crazy sexy cool.
I love you like Dennis Rodman loves piercings.
I love you like Chastity Bono loves being a man.
I love you like Lady GaGa loves hatching from an egg.
I love you like Mark Zuckerberg loves Facebook.
I love you like Justin Timberlake loves bringing sexy back.
I love you like Ryan Seacrest loves E!
I love you like Snow Patrol loves chasing cars.
I love you like Eminem loves Recovery.
I love you like Tom Petty loves American Girls.
I love you like Tom Petty loves having a last dance with Mary Jane.
I love you like Tom Petty loves running down a dream.
I love you like George Foreman loves grills.
I love you like the TMNT love being heroes in a half shell.
I love you like Jimmy loves cracking corn and not caring.
I love you like a ninja loves nunchuks.

Stacy:
I love you like monks love meditating.
I love you like Mario loves defeating Bowser.
I love you like Jesus loves resurrecting.
I love you like 867-5309 loves being the coolest number ever.
I love you like Nirvana loves smelling like teen spirit.
I love you like Marilyn Manson loves the beautiful people.
I love you like Fred Durst loves doing it all for the nookie.
I love you like Haikus love 17 syllabyles.
I love you like Abe Lincoln loved the hole in his head.
I love you like Paul Bunyan loved Babe the big blue ox.
I love you like Patrick Swayze loves dirty dancing.
I love you like Baby loves carrying the watermelon.
I love you like Johnny loves a rusty hanger taking care of his little problem.
I love you like Danny Zuko loves greased lightning.
I love you like Sandy loves being hopelessly devoted.
I love you like ChaCha loves being the best dancer at St. Bernadette's.

Kara:
I love you like Fred Durst loves his Limp Bizkit.
I love you like Korn loves being a freak on a leash.
I love you like the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus loves being face down.
I love you like Ray LaMontagne loves trouble.
I love you like Baby loves not being in a corner.
I love you like Baby loves having the time of her life.
I love you like Kevin Bacon loves being loose with his foot.
I love you like Tom Cruise loves days of thunder.
I love you like a southerner loves NASCAR.
I love you like Tom Cruise loves being top gun.
I love you like Jay-Z loves the concrete jungle.
I love you like fire hydrants love dog pee.
I love you like sidewalks love smeared chewed gum.

Stacy:
I love you like Maverick loves feeling the need for speed.
I love you like Iceman loves playing beach volleyball shirtless.
I love you like Goose loves great balls of fire.
I love you like Ron Burgandy loves smelling of rich mahagony.
I love you like the Vikings love to rape and pillage.
I love you like Justin Timberlake loves his dick in a box.
I love you like Beyonce loves having a ring put on it.

Kara:
I love you like Timbaland loves the way I are.
I love you like Miley Cyrus loves the climb.
I love you like fleas love dogs.
I love you like Spiderman loves webs.
I love you like tampons love blood.
I love you like vampires love sucking blood.
I love you like teenage boys love popping zits.
I love you like birds love airplane engines.
I love you like Metallica loves the unforgiven.
I love you like Lnyrd Skynrd loves sweet home Alabama.
I love you like Ursa Major loves Ursa Minor.
I love you like Miss Cleo loves her crystal ball.
I love you like Bella Swan loves twilight.
I love you like oysters love their shells.
I love you like clams love chowder.
I love you like termites love wood.
I love you like the Golden Gate Bridge loves suicide jumpers.
I love you like Brooklyn loves pizza.
I love you like Seattle loves rain.
I love you like Vegas loves Celine Dion.
I love you like Tony Romo loves being a homo.
I love you like Jamie Oliver loves food revolutions.
I love you like nerds love dungeons and dragons.
I love you like gays love rainbows.