12 Naughty (Puppy) Days of Christmas

Written in the style of a naughty puppy...but I won't name names.

 

On the first day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For stealing five chicken wings

Barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For playing in six sprinklers spraying

Stealing five chicken wings

Barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For howling at seven lawnmowers trimming

Playing in six sprinklers spraying

Stealing five chicken wings

Barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For growling at eight strangers walking

Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming

Playing in six sprinklers spraying

Stealing five chicken wings

Barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For biting nine ankles dancing

Growling at eight strangers walking

Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming

Playing in six sprinklers spraying

Stealing five chicken wings

Barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For pouncing on ten lizards leaping

Biting nine ankles dancing

Growling at eight strangers walking

Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming

Playing in six sprinklers spraying

Stealing five chicken wings

Barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For eating eleven rolls of TP meant for wiping

Pouncing on ten lizards leaping

Biting nine ankles dancing

Growling at eight strangers walking

Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming

Playing in six sprinklers spraying

Stealing five chicken wings

Barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My moms scolded me

For chasing twelve hobos bumming

Eating eleven rolls of TP meant for wiping

Pouncing on ten lizards leaping

Biting nine ankles dancing

Growling at eight strangers walking

Howling at seven lawnmowers trimming

Playing in six sprinklers spraying

Stealing five chicken wings

Barking at four blue birds

Hiding three fountain pens

Chewing on two leather gloves

And laying a turd under the Christmas tree.