The 12 GAYS of Christmas

Well, the first gay on Christmas absolutely had to show me
A homo in a speedo.

Then the second gay on Christmas proudly showed to me
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

The third gay on Christmas then needed to show to me
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

Then the fourth gay on Christmas actually showed to me
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

Of course the fifth gay on Christmas embarrassingly exposed to me
5 COCK RINGS
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

Then the sixth gay on Christmas wanted to show to me
6 queens a-dragging
5 COCK RINGS
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

Naturally, the seventh gay on Christmas had to show to me
7 twinks a-baring
6 queens a-dragging
5 COCK RINGS
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

Then the eighth gay on Christmas actually added these
8 dykes a man-hating
7 twinks a-baring
6 queens a-dragging
5 COCK RINGS
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

The ninth gay on Christmas surprisingly had more to show to me
9 transgenders changing
8 dykes a man-hating
7 twinks a-baring
6 queens a-dragging
5 COCK RINGS
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

Unbelievably, the tenth gay on Christmas had to expose to me
10 gay bars a-hopping
9 transgenders changing
8 dykes a man-hating
7 twinks a-baring
6 queens a-dragging
5 COCK RINGS
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

Then the eleventh gay on Christmas erotically showed to me
11 penises bouncing
10 gay bars a-hopping
9 transgenders changing
8 dykes a man-hating
7 twinks a-baring
6 queens a-dragging
5 COCK RINGS
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.

FINALLY, the twelfth gay on Christmas bared it all to me
12 hummers humming
11 penises bouncing
10 gay bars a-hopping
9 transgenders changing
8 dykes a man-hating
7 twinks a-baring
6 queens a-dragging
5 COCK RINGS
4 glorious rainbows
3 French queers
2 bisexual twins
And a homo in a speedo.