Fred Durst-ivorce

It was reported that Fred Durst's 3-month marriage to a woman named Esther is over...apparently he tweeted all about it, saying "For those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our separate ways and we both thank you for your support."

Duh Fred. A marriage with you is probably similar to the marriage between Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson.  You didn't honestly think any woman in her right mind would love you 'til death did you part, did you? Oh my God! That's so sweet! You actually did...well, like you told us so many times, "it's all about the he said/she said bullshit", so I'm sure there's a good reason for your divorce.

P.S. I hear one of the KarDOUCHEian sluts is single.