19 September 2009

Is Jon The New Brad Pitt?

Long before America knew Jon Gosselin, there was a man named Brad Pitt, who seemed to have been linked to  almost every hot actress in Hollywood.  He was once engaged to Gwyneth Paltrow for three years, then he married Jennifer Aniston, then he cheated on her with Angelina Jolie, and now they're happily married. Woah Brad. Slow the F down! One Hollywood hottie at a time!

It seems these days that Jon Gosselin has been taking a few lessons from Brad.  First he marries Kate, an annoying woman with a bad haircut and they have 8 babies, not on their own of course. They enlisted help from the Sci-Fi Channel and Discovery Channel to create their babies...and then they got TV shows.

But like Brad, Jon would soon be caught in the act.  He was caught with a woman named Hailey and he denied it, just like Brad. Seriously guys, women know when you've been cheating. Just because you're a "celebrity", doesn't mean your not human. We know.

At least Brad is attractive and has the hottest wife Hollywood has to offer.  Unfortunately Jon, you've come up short in the looks department.  What is it about you that has made Hailey Glassman, Stephanie Santoro, and now Kate Major fall in love with you? It's almost like everywhere you go, girls are dropping for you left and right. At your kids' school, at home as a nanny, and now the Star reporter who probably reported on your multiple affairs falls for you?

Is the short, fat, balding guy we all know as Jon Gosselin, the new Brad Pitt? G.R.O.S.S.


MrsRaeHallberg said...

So I don't follow this "family" too closely, so I guess I never realized how disgusting this man has gotten! Clearly he's not having to run around as much with those kids, telling by those pounds he's packed on....wow! And ya know? I understand he's all "buddy buddy" with Christian Audigier, but really? You don't have ANYTHING else in your wardrobe except Ed Hardy stuff? DUH. Dude, I feel you on taking that bitches shit for years...but still. It in NO WAY entitles you to become a divorced husband with 8 children and the newest d-bag of hollywood!

Andhari said...

He's really, really gross. And to get all of those attentions, he doesn't deserve it.

And what's with Ed Hardy? Gross.

Emily said...

it so unfortunate that the kids are so cute, and have to put up with their parents childish antics.

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